i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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