she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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