butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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