Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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