Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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