So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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