Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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