honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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