we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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