He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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