the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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