my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
jump out the window naked night went bad
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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