is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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