shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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