$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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