Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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