next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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