at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You dont lie about slip and slides
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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