Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
She announced her abortion via fbk
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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