Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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