if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
there was a trapeze. enough said
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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