whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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