the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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