Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
do nipples grow back?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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