Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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