I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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