It's Friday. Sex?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.