for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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