put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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