Heybabeimwearingurpanties
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
