Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
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It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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