Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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