butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize