Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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