I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Randomize
