dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Sext me about skeletons
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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