the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Your tits are I can't wait for
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
