I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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