Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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