i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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