My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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