Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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