I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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