hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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