so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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