no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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