So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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