That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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