Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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