Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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