So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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