You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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