i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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