I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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